A legend...reborn!

A community...reborn!

A video game...reborn!

Coming Summer 2021...

(Built by the same studio)

Utopia College Sports makes it's triumphant-wait, what?

(Released by the same publisher)

No.

(Using the same engine)

No, no, no, no...

(With all the same bugs)

No, this isn't happening.

(Jesus Christ, so many fucking bugs)

It's been years, maybe they've fixed th-

(Haumiller's still involved)

You know what, no. Fuck this shit.